Husband: (Returning late from work) ‘Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in’
Wife: Have u bought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I told u in the morning
Husband: Error syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Viariable not found …
Wife: At least, give me ur credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access Denied
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or r u just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: u r useless
Husband: It’s by Default
Wife: What about ur salary?
Husband: File in use … Try after so
