Indians don’t do different things but they do things differently..!

Indians don’t do different things but they do things differently..!

An Indian walks into a New York city Bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man return, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled. while you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a Multimillionaire. What puzzled us is why would you bother to borrow just $5,000?”

The Indian repled,” Where else in New York can i park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?” Smile

::-:: I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING!!!!! ::-::

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class,” If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??”.

Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.

Teacher: “ok Johnny, wats the answer?”

Johnny: “none, ma’am.

Teacher: “how?”

Johnny:” after hearing the Shot, all the other birds will also fly away.”

Teacher:” no Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinkin.

now Johnny has a doubt.
Johnny: “teacher can I ask u a question?

Teacher: “sure”
Johnny:” there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour. the
first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it while the third one is
suckin on it. can u tell which one of the ladies is married??”

Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and Answered.

Teacher: “I….I……I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married.”

Johnny:” no ma’am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is
married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING!!!!!  Cool